1) last monday me and libby were in jack in the box having this deep discussion about the vietnam war because we both had our final coming up. As were talking i look up and see this old man walking towards us, I thought he was about to come up to us and tell us off for speaking badly about the war but instead he looks at libby and says, “your friend sure looks like megan fox. Doesnt she?” then he just walks away.
2) on the last day of school, libby and I decide we want to go on a hike up mission peak. We go to the trail head and were looking at the map when another old guy and a biker come up and look at the map too. The old man announces to us that he hikes up here all the time and we should use the trail head further up the street. So we all start walking and the biker is in front of us and the old man is about 20 yards behind us. Once we get on to the new trail me and libby stop and look at the map i picked up. The old man walks up to me. Takes the map and says oh good you got a map. He pointed to the middle of the map and said we were there and that we needed to go on the trail to the left ( it was the wrong trail to the middle of no where) me and libby start walking and the old man catches up with us. He keeps trying to lead us in completely the wrong direction. Finally we end up behind him a bit and me and libby ran away before he killed us.
3) we left to go camping on friday. Friday night we had our own campfire set up and two really cute guys walk up to us and start talking. After about 30 minutes they say they wanna go back to their fire and that they would see us in the morning. Twenty minutes later they come walking back to us and start talking and not even two minutes go by before these white girls come walking up. They opened their mouths and these horrible ghetto accents came out. They were all like “boi’s y u keeq walkinq away frm us whenever we w@lk up 2 u” they didnt even reply. They just said they were going back to their campfire and left us with these girls. ” mmmmmmmmnnnnnnn those boi’s r fyne” they kept going on and on. It took so much self control to not crack up laughing at them.
There is more but im gonna save it for another post
i got in trouble but omfg dying
what is wrong with you
Defffff just made my life lolol
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.









